Welcome to My Main Web Page... The World according to me...

If you have come to this page expecting to find a sane person you have been badly mislead...

This page and all the others you will find in here are filled with the rantings and ravings of a Mad 3rd year Psychology Student from Newcastle Uni in Australia Mate whose been diagnosed with

Marfanoid Hypermobility a connective tissue disorder with a twist...

For the unenlightened MH is basically all the connective tissue problems excluding the heart and eyes. Therefore the doctors are saying heal thy self you shall fall apart but it won't kill you... *grin* ... The Poetry was inspired by numerous internal and external stimuli... The main one is my Ex-girlfriend... Well what do you expect, women have this power over men that can drive them to the point of self destruction or make their miserable lives that much more pleasant (or in some cases more miserable) But enough of this ranting, lets get on with the real ranting...

A Warning for the unwary traveller...

If you are offended by any form of ambiguous material or by jokes aimed equally at both sexes or in any way sensitive to any form of the written word (especially poetry), visual material, or audio files for that matter, you are advised to leave this web page immediately... The content is not graphic and if classified would be lucky to reach PG status, but I prefer to play it safe and warn all people first...

If not then ENJOY!!!

 

For all Technical problems please contact me with details of the problem and/or what software etc was involved... This page may look pretty good but it's still heavily under construction and as of yet is not indexed but will be soon with

Submit Wolf Pro a simple method of indexing your site...

This page is best viewed on a 15 inch monitor or better at 1024 by 768 true colour or better with a full screen browser or Netscape Communicator with the Toolbars shrank or hidden to optimise the surfing experience because as you can see I have an extremely graphic intensive page... If you can't see that turn your pictures on...

You have come to my FRAMES page... If you don't like it then tell me, if you do then tell me, if you couldn't be bothered telling me please tell me, and if you couldn't be bothered telling me that you don't want to tell me then you have a serious mental condition... I don't know what yet but you do...

To return to this page on the navigation bar on the left side of this page click on the top link "Welcome"... If you've never used Frames before and would prefer a Non-frames version click here...

Although I generally use Netscape 4.08 I find this page looks great using Explorer 4.0 or higher full screen function... If anyone knows of a full screen add-on for Netscape could you send me the details... TIA...

 

The Fonts I have used are provided here...
Which if I do say so myself look pretty good...

 

The following products where used in the creation of this web page...

 

 Adobe Illustrator 7.0 the industry standard in image creation...  Adobe Photoshop 5.0 The most powerful software for picture editing...
 Adobe Page Mill 3.0 For making web pages with a difference...  Adobe Image Styler 1.0 Make that web page ooze style...
 Adobe Image Ready 1.0 Animated graphics will never look the same...  Netscape Navigator 4.08 My favourite web page browser...
 Supercede for Java 2.01 Make java and applications like the professionals...  Note Tab Light 4.52 Edits a lot more than just text...
 Winzip 7.0 Squash it flat...  Text Bridge Pro 98 OCR software that has it all...
Word 97 If you don't use it then you should...  

Without these products this page would have required months of work and therefore would never have been done... Most of the images found here have been edited with Adobe Photoshop 5.0 and the background images of a number of pages were created from scratch using Adobe Illustrator 7.0 but all of the web pages (excluding the Anorexia page) were created using Adobe Page Mill 3.0

If you require more information on these products or want to know what I think of them (which should be obvious) then ask me or visit the links above...

Some Links you may find useful
 Netscape Navigator  Hotmail Free Web based Email  Microsoft Explorer

 

 

 

 

To Contact Me click on the link below...